Thursday, January 03, 2008

4 Ws

Who hired that little girl from the Texas Instruments DLP ads?
In case you don't watch many TI ads, let me inform you: a little girl and an elephant travel around telling people about the superior picture quality of DLP and the girl talks about mirrors. At least she would talk about mirrors if she was able to pronounce the word. I am so sick of hearing that little girl exclaim "It's the meers!" Listen girlie, mirror has two syllables and if you don't pronounce both you're just talking about an African rodent.

What does "explosive diarrhea" mean?
Is there a form of non-explosive diarrhea?

Why
does Vh1 insist on trying to ruin my faith in humanity?
Between Rock of Love2 and Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew I find it hard to imagine a bright future for society.

When will people realize that children + zippers = disaster?
Small children lack the manual dexterity and problem solving skills to fix a broken zipper, and I lack the patience to fix a zipper dilemma EVERY day. Down with zippers & up with snap button coats!

1 comment:

Irina said...

yes, there's bloody diarrhea and watery diarrhea. they're not mutually exclusive, though.