I finally found my cell phone -- I had cleverly hidden it under my sofa. As soon as I turned it on I had a mysterious text message from a 301 number that I didn't recognize. It read:
"Yo tonight if andrew ends up hooking up with natalia dont say anything ok?"
I'm pretty certain that I got that text message from a stranger who miss-typed since I don't recognize the number. I have no idea who either Andrew or Natalia is, but I can not -- nay, will not -- stay silent about their possible tryst. Hear that world, these two knocked the boots. That'll teach you to trust me with your secrets anonymous texter.
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that was me
no wait, it wasn't
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