Check out this posting I found today while looking for a room. I thought it seemed weird that this person was looking for a "beautiful" female roommate since generally attractiveness is a weird qualification to look for in a roommate. Unless of course you are this gross dude.
On the brightside, this man knows how to put verbs and nouns together so as to form comprehensible sentences. Already, he is head and shoulders above the neanderthal couple from Woodbridge! However, he sounds incredibly creepy AND lonely which is a very bad combination. And I find it interesting that he describes both himself and his neighborhood as "safe." Does that mean both he and Pentagon City are STD-free? I don't know why this guy posted an ad on craigslist when he so obviously should have just bought himself a mail-order bride from Russia or Asia. Another important question to ponder: why is it that every time I find a gross posting on craigslisting, it's for a place in Northern Virginia? Coincidence, or proof that NoVa is disgusting?
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that's an interesting point about NoVa, because I've noticed that whenever i see a "nude house cleaner" ad it's usually in Gaithersburg
I wonder if this arrangement would include utilities or not, because I think that would be the dealbreaker for me.
july 1 has now come and gone - but nothing new on the mcnamerica front?
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