In a recent attempt to depress myself at how many people read this blog, I joined sitemeter. More important than seeing how many times Jerome and Rina read my blog, I also get to see what google searches are directing people to this site, and I just wanted to let you all know that my fight against Coldstone is gaining momentum. Apparently Google likes to direct people to my site when people are searching for information on Coldstone. So take that you evil corporation, I'm going to convince the world, one blog entry at a time that you are bad. So that makes me happy. Also, it makes me happy that this blog is the number one hit for the phrase "cheese it the fuzz."
On the otherhand, apparently if you google my full name you can find this blog, which is sad since I thought I had tried pretty well to make sure this could never be traced to me. It kind of freaks me out because I don't really want this site associated with me. I mean, what will happen if I should ever try to get a job with Denver's city hall and they read this post? Or if I started dating ex-Road Ruler and current-waste of-space Mark and he read this? I don't want to unlist from Google, because then I couldn't effectively continue my feud with Coldstone. So, I'm debating shutting down this url and posting on a new page where my name will hopefully remain anonymous so as to protect any of my future employment endeavors in Denver and in love with Road Rules Mark.
And to the person who keeps googling my name to find this blog (because I know that it is the same person...) just save the link already. The more you click on that link the more popular that hit becomes, so please, STOP.
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I googled you and this page didn't come up. I made the mistake once of putting my name on a post. After someone searched for me, I quickly deleted it, but I still find that post whenever I google myself (not out of vanity, but out of privacy of course.)
I wish you and Mark the best.
The link is on the second or third page. Or at least it was. If you didn't find it then I guess I finally dodged that bullet.
Matt if you got sitemeter you'd know how much I read your blog, so it's all even.
I love how the internet allows people to finally fully indulge in their insecurities. I'm serious and don't mean that in a bad way- it kind of takes the mystery out of things. Only in blog-like situations, though, I guess. I might not be able to gauge an accurate reading on my street-corner-rabbling-log, which will herby be refered to as either slogging or glogging. Anyway- the point is I like to read your blog and I'm hungry. Say more about your Coldstone feud- I'm sure its hilarious. I've got some eating and slogging or glogging to do.
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