I never realized just how dangerous the winter games were as I always figured they were the pansy games, what with all the figure skating and Europeans. Having realized the error of my ways, I'd like to suggest that the winter games be renamed the Crazy Honky Olympics to better reflect the insanity of both the competitions and the competitors (the admirable feats of Shani Davis notwithstanding).2) Everyone knows that the best commercials involve a somewhat popular song that has been re-tooled to specifically advertise the merchandise in question. Example: For Pizza Hut's Cheesy Bite pizza, "These boots were made for walking" becomes "These bites were made for poppin'" And for Kraft food's cheese crumbles, "You're unbelievable" becomes "It's crum-believable"
In this same vein of undeniable brilliance I'd like to suggest that Baskin Robbins license Missy Elliot's song "Get Your Freak On" and change the words to "Get Your Free Cone" I saw the following on Baskin Robbin's website, and despite having two minutes I didn't sign up for a free cone.
And you know why? Because Missy Elliot was not somehow involved.
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