1) On the latest cover of the venerable news outlet US Weekly, they drop the bombshell that Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick Lachey with a "badboy rocker." Who on earth could this badboy rocker be? Why it's none other than Maroon 5's lead singer Adam Levine. Um, US Weekly I don't know what you think constitutes a "bad boy rocker" but it is NOT Adam Levine. This guy weighs 127 lbs (TOPS) and croons the sort of songs that make insipid sorority girls weep as they make scrapbooks for their boyfriends. I know this is true as my I cried all over my boyfriend's scrapbook when "She will be loved" came on my MP3 player.2) Myheritage.com is notoriously inaccurate, however they were disturbingly correct when they said my boyfriend looked like Rita Hayworth:
3) Blue-collar comedy tour is not funny. At all. In fact there are so few things that are less funny than this "comedy" tour that I can list them here for you: 1) Genocide 2) 9/11 3) Carson Daly.
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You know that myheritage is my heroin. I just put a picture of EJ and I in from Friday night, and I got 75% Jang Nara (my highest score to date). 1) who is that? 2) I can actually see it.
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