Get a hobby.

But maybe, I'm being too harsh. You could make the argument that this man was just standing up for his rights and fighting for what he believes in -- in a sense he's even a patriot. Now if you made that argument, you'd be wrong and someone I probably wouldn't want to know. But even if I was generous with the last shmuck, there's no saving this next loser. Seriously, even Jesus hates this woman.

How do you find the time? Do you just save up the vacation days and then tell your boss: 'I'm off to California to camp outside a courthouse to support a twice-accused child molester freak show who hasn't made a good record in over ten years. I'll be back in two months!' And where the hell did this twat find doves? And what would she have done if he was found guilty? See now look, this woman's lunacy is impinging upon my own free time. This is why this b. should take up needle point, perhaps even needle pointing pillows with each of Michael Jackson's many faces. Since she's so good with birds she could even take up bird watching. Bottom line, most protesters needs hobbies that don't involve poster making or dove releasing. If they find the whole protesting thing too hard to give up, I suggest taking a baby step: become a raiders fan. That way all that energy can be channeled into something that's easy for everyone to ignore because the raiders suck so bad.

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