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Back in January 2006 I predicted that Lauren Conrad (aka "LC" from The Hills and Laguna Beach fame aka waste of flesh and her daddy's credit card) would star in a home made sex tape. Lo (remember Lo?) and behold, a little over a year later I come to find that an LC sex tape may actually exist! Supposedly, this sex tape stars LC and her male counterpart in being a waste of humanity, Jason Wahl. I still believe, as I stated earlier, that such a tape would reveal that LC is just as boring when being filmed naked using an infrared camera as she is when being filmed clothed in the daylight. Even a sex tape couldn't make this girl worth watching. Also, Jason looks like a fatty and I don't want to see him without his shirt off. In conclusion, I am shocked and horrified that such a video may exist, and scared that I predicted it would surface. Does that mean that pandas are really Chinese spies??