Just like that poor little boy said to Shoeless Joe after the black sox scandal, I turn my weary eyes to K.Cav and say, 'Say it ain't so!' But if
page six is to believed, then apparently Kristin and Nick are dating. While I'm a bit mystified (and clearly horrified, though I can't decide which of these E-listers dissapoints me more with this coupling) it does make a bit of sense. Flashback 7 years ago when Nick Lachey was a spry young 24 year old man leching on a 17 year old Jessica Simpson. She was blonde, dumb, large breasted, barely legal but clearly had more starpower than a man who made up only 1/4 of the band 98 degrees -- which is approximately a freezing cold 24 degrees. Dissolve back into the present. At 31, Nick is single and suing for alimony payments because no one wants to pay to hear him sing, and his
Dancing-with-the-Stars-winning, uglier-little-brother Drew is more popular than him. So what does he do? Why he returns to his roots of being a pederast for hot, dumb, blonde boobies. At least he sticks with what he knows.
The bad news for him is that Kristin only really likes guys with multi-syllabic names as shouting their names showcases her beautiful accent. Also their names don't sound good together. What are you going to call them? Nicktin? Krisck? At best those are Scandanavian names and at worst those are presciption drugs that curb your cigarette cravings. But in the interest of possibly getting to see this nonsense unfold on MTV, I say cheers to you Nicktin, may you spawn many a tabloid cover, possibly some minor paparazzi fender benders, and a few beautiful duets before you are dunzo.
2 comments:
He's also dating Miss Kentucky and some other chick. What a catch that Nick is! I think a good name for them would be:
CavLac
Oooh that is a good name! That kind of sounds like a car, or a milk substitute product.
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