I think Heidi could take Tyra in a fight

In Heidi Klum's dichotomous, black-and-white, in-or-out, pregnant-not-pregnant (though mostly pregnant) world there is no gray area. So in homage to that completely un-nuanced outlook on life, here are the things that are in and those that are out (according to me):

Out: The Daily Show
In: The Colbert Show
Truthiness is a lot better than fake interviews.

Out: Sudoku
In: Samurai SudokuMore Asian = more better.

Out:Making fun of Tom Cruise
In: Fearing Tom Cruise
Haven't heard from him in a while -- a fact for which I'm glad, but which also makes me afraid. What is he up to? You know he's planning something.

Out:Blogs as daily journal
In: Blogs as celebrity stalking toolI don't care how you currently feel or what music you like. I do, however, care about how famous people feel and what kind of music they like. So if you aren't famous, keep your feelings to yourself.

Out: Turin
In: Torino. One is shroud-y, the other sounds like a car made by Nissan, and, due mainly to their high resale value and quality Japanese design, Nissan cars will always beat Jesus.

Out:Brokeback Mountain
In: Capote

They both feature homosexual men and the midwest, but between the two Capote has no actors that starred in either Bubble Boy or 10 Things I Hate About You.

Out: Writing paragraphs
In: Making listsComplete sentences are laaaame

Out:Heterosexuals
In: Homosexuals
Forget your conspiracy theories about Jews and the Masons -- it's the homosexuals that run the country -- at least the fashion/tv/pop culture part of it -- and I think that's fabulous.

Out:Thinking that MTV's show "Real World Gauntlet" is what's wrong with America.
In: Knowing that MTV's show "Parental Control" is a sign of the apocalpyse.For those of you not in the know, Parental Control try and stay that way. Trust me. This is one of those shows that makes you wish that were watching MTV's other quality TV show "Next."

Out:Making fun of Dick Cheney because he's a jerk
In: Making fun of Dick Cheney because he shot someone in the face I have a feeling that making of fun of Dick Cheney for being a jerk will eventually lead to you being shot in the face, so try to avoid hunting or fishing with him.

Out:Quality
In: QuantityA smattering of slapped-together entries that are posted every few days compared to a thought-out weekly entry allows me to talk to Jerome without him telling to just write a blog.