Oh man, he should so write to 17 trauma-rama!

Lilo fell last week at a teaparty (sidenote to Erhardt: teaparties are dangerous AND queer, and that's why I'm not having one), and yet it wasn't even the klutziest thing that happend in jolly old England. In fact it wasn't even in the ball park. Drum roll please for the most mortifying thing to ever happen since man began to experience embarrassment:

"A museum visitor tripped on his shoelace, stumbled down a stairway and fell into a display of centuries-old Chinese vases, shattering them into small pieces."

They didn't have a picture to accompany the story but I think it's a pretty safe bet that the main character in this slapstick comedy looked something like this:


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