NEWS FLASH: Pat Roberston is an a**hole. Okay so maybe that's not a news flash per se. Hell it's pretty obvious. But I'm not writing this because I'm disgusted that as a man (a man who is inextricably bound to the Peace Process in Israel) fights for his life, some moron would suggest it's just God's wrath.
No, I'm writing this so we may all pray together that God give us all a break. Seriously, God, you're a rage-a-holic. I know it must be hard when your closest friend is Pat Roberston, but come on we all have douche bag friends (Drama Queenaghan anyone?) You can't let that get to you. You've been running yourself ragged these past 12 months. The Asian tsunami. Hurricane Katrina. The Pakistan earthquake. Killing Rehnquist, and now Sharon's stroke. And on top of all this, I hear you want to smite Pennsylvania? Isn't living in Pennsylvania punishment enough?
God, you need to chill the f**k out. Take some deep breaths, maybe a vacation. We all know you're better than this. Besides God, you know you have to rest up in January since you're the one responsible for who wins the Super Bowl.
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Personal responsibilty and random events are too complex and unmanagable for most people to comprehend, especially Pat Roberston. Keep going, God.
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