Or can he? Since technically I don't think "Brang" (my shortened term for Brangelina) was ever officially confirmed, maybe Angie's baby is the result of immaculate conception? That's what I'm hoping because I honestly can't imagine what the baby would look like. Brad & Ang have too many distinct features to be blended in any complimentary way for Brangelina, jr. to be attractive. In any case, looks like at least one of my outlandish predictions has been disproved.
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It's going to be the double negative rule, sortof. Two ugly people get together, do the freak nasty, and can pop out a gorgeous baby, so two beautiful people can be cursed by The Girl Next Door and have an unattractive, hellion of a child.
I think their baby will look like its grandpa, Jon Voight.
I think that another issue that should be addressed here is society's new-found need to "name" couples. With Bennifer 1 (JLo and Ben Affleck) it was somewhat clever since it was new and did combine the two names perfectly. Now Tomkat? Brangelina? These are simply ridiculous (which I suppose is suitable since the couples themselves are frequently ridiculous). Brangelina implies that Angelina Jolie is dating a man named Bran or Brandon. And while Tomkat does matchup the names, it just creeps me out and therefore I don't approve. It really comes down to do these people who come up with the names think they are clever, or do they feel just so lazy that they cannot possibly say 2 names? I would like to see Rebecca Romijn and Horatio Sanz date and see what name they would come up with then....
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